a new life record

Today I woke up at 4PM. I think I would of kept on sleeping if it wasn't for the fact that I had to pee real badly. Haha, I think I just set the record for the longest pee in my life yet. So, it was bothering me for abit. Then I finally couldn't take it and I got up from bed. I walked to the bathroom. Took my monster out and let him loose. So, I was just standing there for awhile. I was waiting and waiting. Then I realized this shit is taking forever! I looked at the clock and I started to time it. It took 1 min and 30ish seconds. I figured that I was peeing about 1min already in to it. So I added both and both together and wow. If you know how to do your math that'd be around 2 mins and 30ish seconds. Now look at me :P setting life records everyday.